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Warriors Season Wins: Realities
Here are some early predictions for the 2011 Dubs:
Kelly Dwyer, Yahoo: 21 wins
Jeremy Britton, Wages of Wins: 50+ wins
John Hollinger, ESPN: 32 wins
My, that's some range. To parse, I'll hold a magnifying glass to three games in three different realities. Here's how it goes:
Reality #1: Kelly Dwyer: 21 Wins
A disaster. A complete catastrophe brought about by an incomplete, oft-injured band of headless roosters. Playoffs hopes are hopeless in the face of a NFL jersey team that oozes incompetently accommodating defense. Keith Smart's name grows more ironic by the game. The descent into stink began:
Date Opp Result
11/10 @New York L 110-93
David Lee's homecoming gives way to Anthony Randolph's rim wrecking. The hopping giraffe has captured New York's imagination by mirroring the city's intensity. It's 23-12-5 for the guy whom Nellie was crazy enough to straightjacket. D'Antoni's crew cruises to a crushing victory, as an impotent David Lee shrugs meekly from the sidelines. He re-injured his wrist prior to the Eastern road trip, the Warriors will drop all five games of the jaunt. Biedrins and Wright solemnly shoulder the dead defense like bereaved relatives carrying a heavy coffin. It's chaos as rotations collide into each other like planets lacking gravity. Monta Ellis is scowling, sulking, shooting Curry some Medusa stares. Injuries will be milked, bearing a curdled, rotting MLB jerseys season.
Date Opp Result
12/10 Miami L 123-98
The drumbeat for Smart's ouster starts thudding as the Warriors are 5-18. A home game against the league's hottest commodity might shake loose some ankle-biting critics. Smart pulls out all the tricks, the players summon maximum grit, and…it doesn't matter because the Warriors suck and teams don't just win games out of simply wanting to. Stephen Curry is on his second sprained ankle, he injures it again when LeBron lands a universe-melting dunk. As Curry writhes, Bosh snickers and high fives James. Wade points and mockingly asks Steph if he needs to see the middle school nurse. The Heat are taking this villain thing a little too far.
Date Opp Result
4/10 Sacramento W 110-109
A late season push has pulled in a playoff berth! Not for the Warriors, oh no, but for the mighty Kings. They of the questionable character have an unquestioned hold on the NorCal crown. DeMarcus Cousins is NBA gold, wrapped in a tantrum. Tyreke Evans has passed and lapped the stricken Stephen Curry–now Oklahoma City knows what to regret.
In typical Warriors fashion, they won't let bad enough be. No, they must win when winning is losing. A last second Reggie Williams buzzer beater is celebrated by the crowd, out of Pavlovian instinct. It costs the number one pick. Keith Smart signs an extension for reason beyond comprehension. Ellis demands a trade. Rumors about Curry and New York float off into another "Zero games in 40 nights" second NFL jersey season.
Reality #2: Jeremy Britton, Wages of Wins: 53 Wins
A triumph so wonderful, it's a wonder that Spurs/Mavs/Lakers fans would shrug in its direction. Squint and it looks almost plausible: Lee-Curry as a Nash-Stoudemire facsimile. A healthy Biedrins, a relegated Ellis. The rise began like this:
Date Opp Result
11/10 @New York W 113-94
Behold, the wonder of the pick n' roll! Curry to Lee hums so beautifully that even a "dump-off" sounds sonorous.The Knicks are a leaky vessel. Anthony Randolph keeps jumping on Lee, landing himself into foul trouble. David punches in a typical 22-11, some of it comes at STAT's expense. Amare looks tired, the crowd gets on him for the lack of rebounding. He can't get a board in edgewise between Lee and the Latvian. New Yorkers look at Steph Curry, think "Jordan Hill," and scream, "Fire Walsh!"
Date Opp Result
12/10 Miami W 112-111
This is the test turned testament–a testament to a newly awesome Oakland attack, a testament to Wins Produced as a predictive metric, a testament to Curry-Ellis as a block to build upon. The little guys shred the big Miami frontcourt. Lee bullies Bosh, Biedrins boards over hapless Haslem. LeBron stuffs stats amid warbling boos. Wade misses the final shot, which leads to a million "Who's the ALPHA DOG?" sports pundit ravings. Warriors fans feel invincible enough to swim in Lake Merritt, the team's 18-5. We are all Alpha Dogs.
Date Opp Result
4/10 Sacramento L 110-109
DeMarcus Cousins seems to only burn calories when yelling at Paul Westphal. Tyreke has turned listless enigma, with a tunnel vision spin move. Reke keeps going to his calling card, only to have it swiped from the table–Monta and Steph rack up the steals. After haftime, the woeful Kings find a spark. Casspi leads a three-point barrage, shocking the Dubs at home. It's okay though, the Warriors have won 51 games, they're still making the second season. Evans went 4-17, Curry notched a 26-11-7, Oklahoma City totally knows what to regret.
Reality #3: John Hollinger, ESPN: 31 Wins
Ah, the familiar feel of mediocrity. Far from making the playoffs, far from winning the lottery. It's like an old, comfortable, stinky shoe. Here's the recap of our refrain:
Date Opp Result
11/10 @New York L 110-99
The Warriors try to go two games above .500 against the mysterious Knickerbockers. Anthony Randolph begins by clanking his first five shots, only to salvage the playing stint with a few tip-ins. D'Antoni looks pained until Amare starts tenderizing David Lee down low. Biedrins is of no help, Wright's shoulder threatens to run away screaming. STAT fills out the sheet with a 29-14. Knicks win, Knicks win.
Date Opp Result
12/10 Miami W 112-111
The mediocre Warriors summon the gods and defeat the Heat. Monta succumbs to the temptations of efficiency–he commits no TOs while piling on points. David Lee hits the game-winner off a pick-and-roll, sending the crowd into ecstasy. An aggrieved Chris Bosh throws his jersey at the crowd. LeBron James shoulders Biedrins on the way out. The Heat are taking this villain thing a little too far.
Date Opp Result
4/10 Sacramento L 110-109
The playoffs were a pipe dream that died in the dead of winter. All we have at season's end is a battle of the inconsequential. The Warriors lose the game, but win the war for lottery pole position. Both teams are struggling, carping, and nursing injuries. Ellis sits, Curry starts, Biedrins watches in a suit–he's been done for months. David Lee is the MVP in this defenseless slop, though Evans makes the game winner. Oklahoma City regrets nothing–James Harden is playing up to his beard's potential.
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